You know what? I’m frustrated.
Yes I said it.
Two words; if you’re being pedantic, three.
I’m frustrated by people. People annoy serene and apathetic monkeys like myself. Not because they’re odd and lack hair on their bodies (what’s with that?). People annoy me because they say stupid things.
“A Bird in The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush” – Being from the depths of the Congolese jungle, I can guarantee you, in my experience, that a bird is a bird, no matter where you are. People say stupid things.
“A Leopard Can’t Change Its Spots” – This is ridiculous. Talk about stating the obvious. I suppose if you really want to test it, you may as well pop down to the jungle and you know. Wash a leopard. For fun.
“Actions Speak Louder Than Words” – People say stupid things. How do you put that in action? Oh I know! How about a game of charades? Because everyone knows that by waving your arms all over the place, you’re more likely to be heard over the wail of a siren. People say stupid things.
Now listen (or read on or whatever) I’m not saying that all people are stupid, I’m just saying that all people say stupid things. Turns out the smarter you are, the more stupid things you say.
But that’s none of my business.